Friday, September 7, 2018

Terrific Review for Heart of Abigail

Heart of Abigail, a Lyric Novella of Juneau, Douglas and Treadwell, just received a terrific review by Debra Morgan.


BOOK REVIEW THE HEART of ABIGAIL

Author R. Phillip Ritter


Reviewed by Debra Morgan   Writer/Reviewer

September 1,2018


Heart of Abigail is a historical fiction Lyric Novella. It is based on the gold miners and history of the communities in Juneau Alaska. The research and the characters make this successful. Using the characters, the author creates, along with the facts of the time, the book early on becomes a wonderful page turning book that left me wanting to know what was going to happen next.
The research by the Author is extremely accurate with pictures and great description. The Characters created by the author are certain and each one has an entirely different creative persona. The character of Abigail is created as the center of the book, but she will not fill up every scene and page. As the book shows, she is a moveable character and it makes for a true page turning effect that will keep the reader involved.
For readers who like Historical fiction you will love this, for those who like fiction with some history in it you will also love it. It is a book that is written for several types of readers and I myself thoroughly enjoyed this well written Novella.
I score from one to 5 stars. I give this a 4.5.
Thank you to the Author
Debra Morgan
No money was given and no grade asked for.

Thank you Debra for reading the book and writing the review. I really appreciate it. Here are several good links if you are interested in purchasing any of my books, including Heart of Abigail:


Monday, July 23, 2018

SOUTHERN WRITERS MAGAZINE: SUITE T AGAIN!

I was invited a second time to "guest post" on Suite T, the blog for Southern Writers Magazine. I suppose this means the editors were fond of my first post. You can read my article by following this link:

Monday, May 21, 2018

SOUTHERN WRITERS MAGAZINE: SUITE T

I was recently invited to "guest post" on Suite T, the blog for Southern Writers Magazine. You can read my article by following this link:

Thursday, February 22, 2018

The Fraidy Cat: A Story for Children



by Rich Ritter

My name is Tina, and I want to tell you a story about my cat, Smokey. Sadly, I’m a grownup now, and we buried Smokey beneath the boughs of a giant spruce tree by the beach a long time ago. But when I was seven-years-old and could still talk to the animals who lived near my house, they told me this story. When I think of the story now, it seems too fantastical to believe. But I know in my heart that the story is true because the ravens told me it really happened. As did the squirrel. And the pudgy little mouse who lived in the woodpile. I’ve never shared the story with anyone. You will be the first. I really hope you like the story, but more importantly, I hope you believe it as much as I do, because the animals told me it was true.

       

Smokey was a fraidy cat. He was afraid of the vacuum cleaner. He was afraid of the water sound in the shower. He was afraid of the barking dogs that lived in the house tucked into the hillside across the road. He was afraid of the screeching eagles who used razor-sharp talons to snag salmon in the channel. He was afraid of snow when it fell off the roof and thumped on the ground below. But mostly, he was afraid to go into the dark forest that surrounded the house. He tried it once, a few years ago, but that was the last time.

But, surprisingly, Smokey was not without friends. Sometimes, when the sun shined, which was not often, he found the courage to venture onto the deck that overlooked the beach below. His best friend, Squeaky Squirrel, often visited him when he did this, and usually brought his best spruce cone to share, even though Smokey only pretended to eat it. Two glossy black ravens, named Big Raven and Smaller Raven, often glimpsed the activity on the deck and swooped down to join the fun. And a pudgy little mouse, whose name was Pudgy Little Mouse, upon hearing the flapping wings of the ravens and the chattering of the squirrel, usually scurried up from her nest in the wood pile on the beach to hear the gossip of the day. If the meeting took place during the summer, a pair of Rufous Hummingbirds, who preferred to be called Mr. and Mrs. Hummer (rather than Mr. and Mrs. Rufous), often hovered over the activity on the deck as long as they could before darting off to find a nice flower with lots of nectar or, better yet, a sparkling hummingbird feeder with fresh sugar water.

One Friday afternoon, during a period of overcast skies and light rain, Squeaky chirped to the ravens in his squeaky little voice, “It is a shame that Smokey is such a fraidy cat and will never join us in for a walk in the forest or a picnic on the beach. It is truly a shame. I wish we could do something about it.”

Big Raven said, “I agree. We should help Smokey to not be a fraidy cat.”

Smaller Raven said, “A walk in the forest does not interest me, but I do love a picnic on the beach, especially on a nice day.” She tilted her head. “As far as I can tell, Smokey has been a fraidy cat forever. What could we possibly do to help him?”

Squeaky’s bushy tail vibrated a few dozen times and he chirped, “I would also like to invite Smokey to my nest so that I can show him where I live and give him more spruce cones to eat, but he is such a fraidy cat I don’t see how we could ever help him to not be a fraidy cat.”

The three were pondering and discussing how to help Smokey, when Pudgy Little Mouse arrived. She listened for a while, then suggested, “What if we asked Smokey to go down to the beach to do something very important, something that only he could do? Something that would prove to him and everyone else that he is not a fraidy cat?”

No one had really noticed, but Mrs. Hummer had arrived and was hovering above the meeting and only buzzing a little when she moved about. She chose to listen instead of saying anything because hovering took a lot of energy all by itself.

Squeaky, intrigued but not convinced, asked, “Like what? Smokey would never go down to the beach because he’s terrified of the eagles. Whenever we’re visiting on the deck and an eagle screeches nearby, he disappears into the house in the blink of an eye, which is a very short time for a squirrel.”

Big Raven, who was known for his cleverness, felt a clever idea pop inside his small but impressive brain. “I think you’ve given me a clever idea, if I don’t mind saying so myself. He’s afraid of eagles, so let’s work with that idea. Did you know I can mimic an eagle’s screech? Even the eagles think I’m an eagle when I do it. Would you like to hear it?”

Squeaky, who was not terribly fond of eagles himself, shuddered at the thought. “No thanks for me. I’ll take your word for it. What is your clever idea, and why do I care if you can shriek like an eagle?”

Big Raven cocked his head in a raven sort of way and smiled, although it’s hard to imagine how a beak can smile. “What do you think of this? Let’s tell Smokey that Pudgy Little Mouse must travel a great distance along the beach to visit her sick mother. Let’s tell him that he’s the only one who can take Pudgy, and that he has to do it right away because Pudgy’s mother is very sick indeed.”

Smaller Raven frowned, although it is also hard to imagine how a beak can frown. “Smokey would never go down to the beach. He’s a fraidy cat, and he’s afraid of eagles. Remember? And what exactly is it that Pudgy Little Mouse’s mother is sick of?”

Pudgy Little Mouse squeaked, “But my mother’s not sick.”

Big Raven said, “That’s not the point.”

Squeaky asked, “Then what is the point?”

Mrs. Hummer finally spoke. “I agree with Squeaky. What is the point?”

Big Raven reminded everyone, “The point is I can make a sound like an eagle. Are you sure you don’t want to hear it? It’s really scary. Even the eagles—”

Squeaky interrupted, “No thanks. I already told you I would pass.”

Smaller Raven said, “I’ve heard it, and it is very realistic.”

The discussion raged on for nearly an hour—in squirrel time that is—until the friends finally hammered out a plan. Although everyone agreed that the plan was not perfect, they also agreed that it was better to execute a pretty good plan sooner rather than a really perfect plan later. The plan would require the following steps:

Tell Smokey that Pudgy Little Mouse’s mother is very sick, and might die of whatever it is she is sick of any time now.

Tell Smokey that Pudgy Little Mouse would like to visit her mother as soon as possible, just in case she dies of whatever it is she is sick of.

Convince Smokey that he is the only one with enough speed and agility to safely deliver Pudgy Little Mouse to the home of her sick mother, who lives in a hollow log quite far down the beach.

Explain to Smokey that it should be a perfectly safe trip because the eagles have likely flown north to look for salmon by the river. No one really knew if this was true or not, but it was an important part of the plan to convince Smokey to make the trip.

When Smokey carries Pudgy Little Mouse on his back to see her sick mother, Big Raven will fly out of the forest and swoop down on Smokey and Pudgy Little Mouse and make his eagle screeching sound—which he has promised is quite amazing and even the eagles think he’s an eagle when he does it—to make Smokey think he is in real danger when actually he is not.

After Smokey completes this incredible journey with Pudgy Little Mouse, everyone will tell him how brave he is and he will finally realize that he is not a fraidy cat after all. Then everyone can celebrate with a picnic on the beach, because Smaller Raven is not interested in a walk in the forest.

There you have it. Not a perfect plan, but likely good enough.

A few days later, when Smokey had dared to venture onto the deck to find a nice sun spot next to one of the white plastic chairs spaced around the white plastic table, Squeaky jumped from a nearby tree branch to the top of the railing right above Smokey.

Squeaky said, “Good morning Smokey. Nice day to lounge on the deck. Not too hot, and a little breeze to rustle the trees. And I see that you’ve found a nice sun spot!”

Initially startled, Smokey said, “Yes, it is. And I have found a nice sun spot. But for some reason that I do not understand, these sun spots never stay in the same spot for long. I may have to move to a different sun spot in a while. One can never predict what will happen.”

Squeaky waited a few seconds before speaking again. “I heard that Pudgy Little Mouse’s mother is very sick.” He paused for dramatic effect. “Actually, I heard that she’s so sick that she could die any time. I also heard that Pudgy Little Mouse would like to visit her, before her mother might die from whatever it is she is sick of, but Pudgy is very sad because she has no way to get there.”

Smokey licked his paw and used it to clean his face (although one could argue that he was merely coating his face with cat spit). “Why doesn’t she have any way to get there? Can’t she just walk along the beach like everyone else?” Smokey was not really sure how everyone else walked along the beach, but he thought it was a good suggestion.

Squeaky said, “Because she lives a long way from here in a hollow log on the beach, and it is too far for Pudgy Little Mouse to walk because she is…that is to say…she is…sort of…well, pudgy. I suppose Pudgy could try to lose some weight to make the trip possible, but who knows how long that would take. And then what would we call her? Little Mouse just doesn’t have the same ring to it, if you ask my opinion.”

Smokey stretched in the nice sun spot and then rolled slightly to track the movement of the sun (although he had not yet figured out why the sun moved). “Why don’t you ask Big Raven to fly her there? I’ve seen Big Raven carry a bag of French fries all the way to his nest without dropping a single fry. And I’m pretty sure Pudgy Little Mouse does not weigh more than a bag of fries, even if she is sort of pudgy.”

Squeaky flicked his tail. “I thought of that myself (although he really hadn’t and had to think fast). But what if Big Raven accidentally dropped Pudgy Little Mouse and she landed nose-first on a sharp rock? You claim he’s never dropped a single fry, but what if he has and you just weren’t around to see it? After all, you don’t get out all that often.”

Smokey said. “If Pudgy landed on her bottom in a skunk cabbage she would probably survive. But I see your point about a sharp rock, especially if she landed nose-first.”

Squeaky rubbed his chin. “What if you took Pudgy Little Mouse to visit her sick mother before she dies of whatever it is she is sick of?”

Smokey twitched. “Me? You’re asking me to take Pudgy Little Mouse to see her mother?”

“Yes, I’m asking you.”

“Are you sure her mother is really sick?”

“Yes, she is very sick, and as I have explained to you, she might die very soon of whatever it is she is sick of.”

“But that would mean walking through the dark forest to the beach and traveling out in the open a long way from the safety of my home where the eagles fly down and snatch fish from the water with their sharp talons. Have you ever seen the eagles snatch fish with their sharp talons? It is a horrific sight to be sure. There is no way I can do it. It already gives me the shivers to even think about it.”

Squeaky ignored the part about the horrific sight of sharp talons. “But if you don’t take Pudgy Little Mouse to visit her sick mother, then how is she going to get there? And if Pudgy’s mother dies while she is trying to lose weight, then what?

Smokey gulped hard. “But the eagles…and the sharp talons…and…and…”

Squeaky grinned a sly little squirrel grin, but it was hard to see because it only lasted the blink of a squirrel eye, which is even shorter than the blink of a cat eye, which is even shorter than the blink of a— “I think they’ve all flown north to look for salmon by the river. I’m nearly sure of it. I even asked the ravens about this and they are pretty sure of it too, because they keep track of these kinds of things. The eagles shouldn’t be any problem at all.”

“What if they come back?”

“They won’t come back.”

“What about bears?”

Squeaky said, “Bears? What kind of bears? I thought you were only terrified of eagles. I didn’t know you were afraid of bears too.”

“What about the dogs? I can hear them barking across the road. What if they run across the road and go down to the beach right when I’m taking Pudgy Little Mouse to see her sick mother?”

Squirrel sighed. “Oh, for goodness sakes. Are you going to help Pudgy Little Mouse visit her sick mother before she dies or not? You have to decide.”

“Can I just pretend we never talked?”

Squeaky patted his hind foot on the railing a few dozen times. “No, you cannot. Will you help Pudgy Little Mouse or not?”

Faced with this choice, Smokey felt he had no choice, which was not really true, because one always has a choice. To avoid any danger, all he had to do was to decide to do nothing, which was in fact one of the possible choices. But doing nothing created other problems. For example, doing nothing might be seen by his other friends as cowardice, or worse, apathy. “Can I think about it for a few weeks?”

Squeaky crossed his arms and frowned. “No. You can think about it for about 10 seconds, because if you think any longer you might hurt yourself.”

Smokey decided to go with his cat gut, which had served him quite well in the past. “Alright. I’ll do it. But I’m already thinking about the eagles. And the dogs too. Oh, and don’t forget the bears.”

Squeaky clapped his tiny paws. “Fantastic. I knew you’d come through! Pudgy Little Mouse will be so happy.”

Immediately regretting his decision, Smokey sighed. “Now that I’ve made this stupid decision, what’s next?”

“Meet us on the beach, tomorrow morning after dawn, down by the tree where the dog’s ashes are buried, by the little stone shaped like a heart. You can’t miss it.”

Startled by the thought of going down to the beach in broad daylight, Smokey coughed up a hair ball. Still searching for an excuse to avoid the task, he asked, “What if the butler or the maid are not awake to open the door?” This was not really a good excuse because Smokey had never asked either one of them to open the door in the past, although he had thought about it a few times just to test their loyalty.

Squeaky winked. “That’s easy. Use the cat door, the one you’ve only used once, or maybe twice. I can show you where it is if you don’t remember. I’m pretty sure the ravens can show you where it is too.”

Smokey plopped down on his white paws. “I guess I’ll see everyone down on the beach tomorrow morning.” A blurry image of sharp, snatching talons immediately flashed across his vision, followed by two dogs and a bear.

Squeaky chirped, “Pudgy Little Mouse will be so happy! Don’t be late.”

       

The next morning broke cool and sunny. It took Smokey a few minutes to find the courage to force himself through the cat door (which was a bit tight because he had gained a little weight since the last time he’d used it), then a few minutes more to overcome his fear and walk to the edge of the dark forest, then even a few more minutes to ignore the little voice screaming in his cat brain to turn back or die, then one minute more to trot down the trail to the beach. When he finally arrived, everyone was waiting for him—except Big Raven, which seemed odd.

Smokey tried his best to speak without showing any fear. “Where’s Big Raven? I thought everyone was going to meet me here?”

Smaller Raven offered a near-truthful explanation, which she figured was not wrong given the plan everyone had agreed to. “He had a little errand to run, or should I say fly, and couldn’t join us this morning. He sends his regrets.”

Squeaky quickly changed the subject. “Ready to take Pudgy Little Mouse to see her mother? I know she’s eager to get started.”

Pudgy Little Mouse flicked her long mouse tail. “I can hardly wait. I’m ready to go.” Then she added, a bit too dramatically, “…to see my very sick mother before she might die of whatever it is she is sick of very soon.”

Smokey attempted one last excuse to avoid the trip. “How am I supposed to carry Pudgy Little Mouse to see her mother? I have no way to hold her and run at the same time.” Feeling a shiver crawl up his back when he thought of the eagles, he added, “Maybe we should rethink this whole idea before someone gets hurt, or worse.”

Pudgy Little Mouse scurried onto Smokey’s back and grabbed the fur behind his ears with both little paws. “No worries. I’ll hang on tight. You’ll see.”

Smokey sighed because he had run out of excuses. Crestfallen, he said, “Then I guess there’s nothing stopping us now,” and he finished the rest of the sentence in his cat brain so that no one could hear: from running down the beach in broad daylight where an eagle will snatch the both of us with sharp talons and tear us to shreds with its sharp beak before feeding us to an eaglet, or maybe two eaglets.

Squeaky jumped and waved. “Time to go! Have a safe trip!”

Mr. and Mrs. Hummer buzzed their excitement.

Smaller Raven squawked, “Yes, time to go! We’ll be waiting for you when you return!”

With all of his friends now waving goodbye, and a cloud of gloom settling just above his ears (although only Smokey could see it), he took a deep breath and started off. At first, with the sun warming his whiskers and the fresh sea smells tickling his nose, he began to think this wasn’t all that bad. He heard the sounds of seagulls in the distance, which at first alarmed him, but then he decided that he liked the sounds of seagulls. Something rustled in the trees to the left, but it turned out to be a small porcupine climbing up a tree. The waves surged gently to the right, which was also a soothing sound that helped Smokey relax a little. The sun shimmered pleasantly off the wet rocks at the water’s edge.

Pudgy Little Mouse announced, on cue, because she knew Big Raven was about to make his grand entrance, “Hey, this isn’t so bad after all. All that worry about eagles and there’s not one to be found anywhere. We should make this trip to see my mother again sometime.”

At that moment, when Pudgy had finished her announcement, an ominous shadow crossed Smokey’s path. Then, to his complete horror, an eagle screeched directly above.

Pudgy Little Mouse exclaimed, also on cue, “Oh, my goodness. It’s an eagle! Run Smokey, run!” But at the time, Pudgy Little Mouse thought to herself: Wow, Big Raven really can screech like an Eagle. If I didn’t know any better, I’d think that was a real—

Smokey did not look up because he was too afraid to look up. The piercing sound of the eagle was enough to nearly double his heart rate, which was already pretty high, and he instantly began running as fast as he could. The ominous shadow followed Smokey and Pudgy Little Mouse and began growing larger. The eagle screeched a second time and the sound was closer than before.

Pudgy Little Mouse rolled onto her back and looked up. She thought to herself: I must say that I’m impressed. Not only does Big Raven sound like an eagle, he also looks like one. Then her heart rate nearly doubled. She reached back and began steering Smokey by pulling the fur behind Smokey’s ears left and right. She screamed, “Smokey, run faster and turn when I pull on your fur!” She pulled and Smokey zigged right. He pulled again and Smokey zagged left. The eagle swooped down and barely missed snatching Pudgy Little Mouse right off Smokey’s back. The eagle circled around and began a second run. The eagle screeched again and dived at Smokey and Pudgy Little Mouse. Pudgy yanked the fur behind both ears and Smokey immediately stopped in a shower of black sand, causing the eagle to miss by a cat whisker. Pudgy pushed Smokey’s ears forward and he raced ahead again.

The screeching eagle attempted to snatch Pudgy Little Mouse and Smokey three more times, but each time Pudgy managed to steer Smokey away from danger, especially since Smokey was now running and darting as fast as a cheetah. After using a lot of energy without catching anything to eat, the eagle gave up and flew away. Smokey and Pudgy Little Mouse arrived safely at her mother’s home in the hollow log, and she served them tea in tiny little cups and tiny little crumpets with marmalade while they rested from the ordeal of the screeching eagle with the sharp talons. Although exhausted from the ordeal, Smokey was pleased to find that Pudgy’s mother had apparently recovered from her sickness and was doing quite well.

       

About twenty minutes had passed since Smokey and Pudgy Little Mouse had departed to see her mother, who was very sick and might die very soon of whatever she was sick of. Smaller Raven, Squeaky Squirrel, and Mr. and Mrs. Hummer were discussing the importance of keeping their clever plan a secret because if Smokey ever found out about the plan he would probably still think of himself as a fraidy cat for the rest of his nine lives.

Squeaky said, “Yes, I agree completely, because if Smokey ever finds out—”

Smaller Raven finished Squeaky’s sentence, “…about the plan, then all of this work will have been for nothing.”

Mr. and Mrs. Hummer buzzed their agreement enthusiastically.

Squirrel opened his mouth to say something very important, but then did not say anything. Instead, his mouth opened even wider and stayed open because Big Raven swooped down and landed in the middle of the discussion.

Big Raven stretched his wings and settled into a majestic pose. “Sorry I’m late, but on my way here I happened upon a bag of French fries sitting on a picnic table next to a burger and milkshake and got distracted. Although I tried, I could not help myself. Did Smokey and Pudgy Little Mouse already leave?”

       

Because of his friends’ clever plan, which everyone admitted turned out a little differently than anticipated, no one ever again thought of Smokey as a fraidy cat. From that day forward, he was known by all the forest animals, including the dogs who lived across the road, as Smokey the Lionhearted. And Smokey learned an important lesson too. He learned that courage is not the absence of fear; it is instead taking action is spite of fear. Smokey never forgot this lesson, even though he did still hide behind the curtains when the butler started up the vacuum cleaner.


THE END

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Friday, December 8, 2017

For my readers in Russia

The fifth chapter of The Perilous Journey Begins, the first book of Nor Things to Come: A Trilogy of the American West.



Chapter Five

Sitka, Alaska

October 18, 1867


Roshan Kuznetsov, stinking of skinned sea otter and three months of unwashed tromping through the rainforests and waterways of Baranov Island, loitered unreasonably close to the polished double-B-flat tuba. The distorted reflection of his bearded, unwashed face just beneath the flared bell of the tuba amused him, and reminded him that he had once again returned safely from the wilderness of bear and spruce to the booming metropolis of New Archangel. When he tired of playing with his reflection, he switched his attention to the man holding the heavy instrument. He found the dark blue uniform, the odd hat with no flaps for the ears, the golden-fringed epaulets, and polished knee-high black boots quite amusing. Roshan swung behind the man to investigate the neatly-trimmed back of his head, and then continued around to his other side where another man stood at attention brandishing a shiny trombone.

After obeying the earlier command to stand at attention, the tubaist could no longer remain still or silent. He broke ranks to confront Roshan. “Do you mind stepping away, sir? I have to play in a few minutes, and I need the time to catch my breath.”

This surprised Roshan. “I speak of sometime English. Do you speak the Russian?”

This exasperated the tubaist. “I certainly do not. Now please step away.”

Roshan persisted because he had not yet completed his inspection. “You must sorry me, but I still have much to find of your tuba. I must share with you I want to play the tuba when boy, but my parents did have not the wealth to afford of a large thing. There is also problem of finding a tuba for to buy, but is not of the story.”

“Very sad, and I’m very sorry your parents could not afford a tuba, but could you please just move away? Your stench is truly suffocating. I fear I won’t be able to breathe when we begin playing.”

“My stench? What is stench? This is new word I have not to hear.”

The trombonist broke ranks as well, and held his nose while addressing Roshan. “It means you stink. And frankly, my friend, I’ve never smelled such a stink, not even on the farm back in Missouri.”

Roshan grinned. “Yes, I know what is stink. You cannot take the breathing because stink is too good for you. But I do not know the stink—I mean ‘stench’ because I should practice the new English word you have told of me—because I do not smell it any more after many months in the forest looking for the otter pelts.”

The tubaist attempted to regain the conversation. “Yes, I think we have all agreed you stink, so please move away as quickly as possible. I’m beginning to feel light headed for lack of fresh air.”

Roshan nodded agreeably. “Yes, I would please to move, but first you must answer a question of confusion to me.”

The trombonist held his entire hand over his nose. “Yes, yes, but please ask your question quickly. I do not think I will last much longer.”

“Good. Then the question I ask,” Roshan paused to gesture expansively with his arm, “is what is it doing this day in New Archangel, and why do a tuba and a trombone in blue pants and many other instruments I do not understand the names stand in front of the Baranov Castle three months before now stand on this place I am now from the trees?”

The tubaist had hoped for an easy question, but it took him several seconds to sort out the jumble of words. “You haven’t heard? How is this possible?”

Roshan dropped his arm and frowned. “There is something to hear of the possible?”

The trombonist answered on behalf of the tubaist. “This town and all of Alaska belong to the United States of America now. The Russians sold the territory last April, and today is the day we take down the Russian flag and raise the stars and stripes.”

Roshan sputtered, “The stripes of stars?”

The tubaist corrected, “The stars and stripes. The American flag!”

Roshan took off his ushanka and kneaded the soft otter fur between his fingers. “How possible is this? What of my trade of the otter furs if the American stripes are in the air because the Russian flag is not?”

The trombonist began gasping for fresh air. “Listen here. We answered your question, now you’re supposed to step away. That was the deal.”

Roshan took a step back, but the stink persisted. “That is a deal? But I do not this belief it is true. How can Russia sell the all of Alaska? It is too much to understand in a short day.”

The tubaist continued, “Your confusion is not our problem my stinky fellow, now move away like you promised.”

Roshan dropped his chin and walked away, but not because the tubaist and trombonist had told him to. He walked away in disbelief because Russia had sold Alaska. He muttered in Russian, “This is not possible. How could this be? Trapping sea otter has been my life for more than 20 years. What will I do when the Americans are in charge? Will they allow me to continue my work? Will they allow me to stay in New Archangel at all? What if they ask me to leave? What then? What will I do? What will I do?”

Roshan ambled sadly away from Castle Hill, mumbling incessantly of his loss. The sounds of the U.S. Army band playing the Star Spangled Banner echoed off the wood buildings to either side. He glanced back, and the stars and stripes of the American flag fluttered into his view above Baranov’s Castle.  Roshan watched briefly before resuming his mumbling walk.

        

Roshan Kuznetsov, still stinking of skinned sea otter and three months of unwashed tromping through the rainforests and waterways of Baranov Island, marched angrily up the weathered wood steps and across the weathered wood porch into the gable-roofed-wood-sided headquarters of the Russian-American Company to demand answers of Prince Dmitri Petrovich Maksutov, the current and—if the accusations of the tubaist and trombonist were true—last chief manager of the company and last governor of Alaska. A rear admiral in the Russian Imperial Navy, and a hero of the Battle of Sinope in the Crimean War, Prince Maksutov had proved reasonable in past encounters. Roshan prayed that the regrettable events of the last few months had not made him less affable as he passed by the ornate desk with the Prince’s flamboyantly-attired assistant sitting in an equally-flamboyant cushioned chair just behind. The assistant stood immediately and chased Roshan into Maksutov’s office, but failed to stop the determined trapper of otter.

The assistant spoke from behind Roshan. “My deepest apologies sir, but I could not stop this smelly man from entering your office unannounced. He has no appointment.”

Maksutov, balding with luxurious moustache and sideburns framing a naked chin, looked up from a box partially packed with books and papers. “Let Roshan Kuznetsov in. He never has an appointment when he comes here.”

Roshan snatched his ushanka and swept it away in a wide arc as he bowed at the waist; a puff of stench wafted across the Prince’s desk. “Thank you my grace. It is always a pleasure to meet you in your luxurious office.”

Maksutov pressed his hands down on the cluttered desk separating him from Roshan. “Roshan, stop. We both know you want something and take no pleasure in coming here. And, as usual, you smell of dead otter and other smells I can only guess at. Please come to the point before I am suffocated by your presence.”

Roshan restored the stinky ushanka to his unwashed head. “Then I shall move directly to my complaint. I was just told by two very reliable individuals that Russia has sold all of Alaska to the Americans. At first I thought this impossible. Who would be so foolish as to commit an act of such unthinkable stupidity? But then I realized both individuals who stood in front of me were in fact Americans, and what they were telling me could be true. I then said to myself, there is only one way to find out what is the truth: to speak directly to Prince Dmitri Petrovich Maksutov, chief manager of the Russian-American Company and Governor of Alaska. There you have it. This is a summary of my complaint.”

Maksutov gestured toward a large samovar, well maintained but surprisingly unadorned (considering the lofty credentials of its owner), on a table near a tall double-hung window. “Although I hate to suggest a reason for you to reside in my office longer than necessary, would you care for some tea?”

Roshan glanced around until he found a large baroque chair painted in gold. He dragged the chair into position in front of Maksutov’s desk and plopped into the crimson-red cushions. “Yes, I will drink tea while I listen to your answer.”

Maksutov positioned a cup beneath the samovar’s polished spout and opened the valve to pour some hot tea. “Sugar?”

Roshan scooted forward. “You have sugar? I have not tasted sugar for two months. Yes, I will have two spoonfuls of sugar.”

Maksutov balanced the cup on a dainty saucer, handed the tea to Roshan, and sat behind the desk. He picked up some papers then set them down again before speaking. “As I think you know, Roshan, the fur trade is not as good as it used to be. It is costing Mother Russia far more than it is worth to maintain Sitka. It has simply become a very expensive proposition, one which we can no longer afford.”

Roshan gulped some of the overly-sweet tea. “Yes, the otters are not as numerous as they once were, but they will return again soon. I am sure of it.”

“The otters are no longer numerous because of men like you, Roshan.”

“It is my passion to trap the otters. I cannot help it if I am good at it.”

Maksutov leaned back in his chair and clasped his hands. “Wishful thinking my friend, but there is another problem you should consider.”

Roshan slurped the last of the tea and set the saucer and cup on top of a pile of documents at the front of Maksutov’s desk. “Are there not problems enough already?”

“The Tsar has larger concerns than either one of us can truly understand or appreciate.”

“Tsar Alexander has concerns of Alaska?”

“Yes. He worries the British may simply take Alaska from Russia without any compensation whatsoever. At least the Americans are willing to pay a lot of money for the privilege to own it. Then they can suffer the cost of maintaining it.”

Roshan slumped in the chair and then sprung to a rigid sitting position. “But if the Americans own Alaska, what of the fur trade?”

Maksutov sighed. “I do not think the Americans have as much interest in otter pelts as we Russians do. But I have heard they are quite interested in gold. Maybe you should consider a change of profession.”

“A change of profession?”

“Yes, it is a thought. I heard there is gold in California. Or you could return to Russia and continue doing whatever it was you were doing before you left.”

Roshan’s arms fell to the sides of the chair. “I was not doing anything before I left Russia because there was nothing for me to do. I could not even find a tuba to play. This is why I travelled to Alaska in the first place.”

“You came to Alaska because you could not play the tuba?”

“No, I came to Alaska because I could not find anything to do in Russia. I just mention the problem with the tuba as one example of the many reasons I left Russia.”

Maksutov pressed his fingers together. “There is an American naval ship sailing for San Francisco early in the morning. I believe it is called the USS Ossipee. If you wish, I could arrange passage for you. Captain Emmons is a personal friend of mine. I will compensate you this afternoon for the pelts you have delivered. This should provide you with more than enough money to begin a new life in California.”

“But where is this California?”

“It is to the south, my friend. And it is very large, possibly larger than Alaska. I doubt you will have any trouble finding it.”

Roshan stood and bowed. “Thank you Prince Dmitri Petrovich Maksutov. I appreciate the advice. But I must take some time to think on it. Such a momentous decision cannot be made in the blink of an eye.”

Maksutov stood as well. “Do not think on it too much, or you will miss the ship and your one chance for easy transport to California. You must let me know of your plans within the hour to allow sufficient time to make proper arrangements with the captain.”

Roshan bowed his head and reached across the desk and shook the hand of the last Governor of Alaska, then abruptly stomped out of the office. When Roshan had exited the building, the flamboyant assistant entered the office and immediately held his nose. He spoke to Maksutov between gasping breaths. “Would you like me to open a window?”

“No, do not open a window. Open them all. And when you have finished, take this chair outside and burn it. I don’t think even the Americans will want it in its current condition.”

The flamboyant assistant cringed. “Do you expect me to touch it?”

Maksutov gazed through the window. “Yes, I expect you to touch it. Now get to work. We still have much packing to finish before we forever leave this unforgiving land.”

        

Roshan Kuznetsov, his back hunched over from the carefully-selected accouterments of his profession he thought might prove useful in the goldfields of California—or which he could not bring himself to part with because of an overwhelming sense of nostalgia—blundered through the muddy, narrow, meandering, log-and-timber-building-rimmed streets of Sitka at 5:27 in the morning on October 19th in the year 1867, a persistent southeasterly blowing dreary mist into his already saturated beard. He paused at an intersection of muddy streets to enjoy one last view of the Russian Orthodox Cathedral of Saint Michael the Archangel, rising magnificently from the mud in horizontal-wood-siding splendor at the end of the lane. He considered the idea of walking into the cathedral to pray for a safe and prosperous trip, but feared the priest might discover him and force him to attend confession. After deciding God did not require an extravagant building with a metal-clad dome and spire to justify a simple prayer, he crossed himself and prayed where he stood:

 “My dearest Lord…especially in difficult times, of which we both agree there have been a few…you know I have sinned…yes, many times…alright, many, many times—more than I can possibly recount from memory standing in the rain and wind at this moment. But even so, I also know you are a forgiving Lord, and that it would please you if I were to experience a safe trip to California—a place I’m sure you know where it is even if I have not heard of it—and then to find only a little wealth after I get there so you would not have to spend as much of your precious time worrying about me.” Roshan adjusted the heavy load weighing down his shoulders before continuing. “And another thing Lord, something I have never shared with you, or anyone else, until this very moment when I am about to depart on a ship to only you know where, but I truly beg your forgiveness for killing so many—”

“So many what?”

Roshan turned and the swerving load of accouterments nearly knocked into the man standing behind him. “Father Dmitri. I did not know you stood right behind me or I would have taken more care when I turned around.”

“Do not worry about it Roshan. So many what?”

“So many what? Oh, yes. So many what, you ask? Why, I was merely talking to myself about something which matters very little now because there are many reasons to not worry about thinking of it ever again.”

“I see. It sounded like you were praying. Maybe we should walk over to the cathedral and I can hear your confession.”

“I would like nothing better than to confess my sins to you this very morning, Father, but unfortunately I am late for the ship that will take me to California, so I must beg your forgiveness and hurry on my way.”

“I see. Then I will pray for a safe trip.”

“Thank you, Father.”

“But as to the wealth, we must both leave it in God’s hands.”

Roshan jumped to raise the load higher on his shoulders. “Why, thank you Father. I did not know you stood next to me for so long.”

“I heard your entire prayer. And Roshan…”

“Yes, Father Dmitri.”

“True wealth is not always what you think.”

“Yes, Father Dmitri.”

“Now on your way, or you will miss the ship and your new adventure in California. And one last thing Roshan.”

“Yes, Father?”

“Take a bath when you find the time. You smell like a rotting beaver.”

“Yes, Father Dmitri. I will.”

After shaking hands with Father Dmitri, Roshan continued his march to the boat yards where he hoped to find the ship named…the ship named…named…well…he could not remember the name of the ship. But, he reasoned as he tromped along, how hard could it be to find a large American ship? When he arrived at the end of a wharf jutting favorably above the incoming tide, he discovered three large ships anchored in the bay. He could not even guess which one had the name he could not remember. Then he realized an important detail: even if he had remembered the name of the ship, he had no way to get out to it anyway. He dumped the load from his back into three separate piles, one for each ship, sat on the largest, and waited. He did not wait long. At precisely 6:00 am, a small boat with seven sailors in blue uniforms and peculiar hats—six oarsmen and one boatswain with an elegantly manicured moustache standing near the bow—arrived below the wharf. Roshan stood, stretched his back, sauntered to the edge of the dock, and peered down on the man with the moustache. The man peered up at Roshan and curved his hands around the moustache to form a small megaphone and yelled:

“Are you Rushing Koozesstough?”

 “No, I am Roshan Kuznetsov. I belief you have heard for the wrong man who is not standing in the here.”

The boatswain removed a crumpled piece of paper from his pocket, unfolded it, and yelled, “Are you Roshing Kooznetasoov?”

“No, you are still speaking of a person I have no idea.”

The boatswain produced a pair of reading glasses, shoved them on his nose, and read the words on the piece of paper again. “Are your Rooshan Kooznetsove?”

This articulation of Roshan’s name proved close enough. “Yes, I am Roshan Kuznetsov. Why do you ask?”

The boatswain folded the paper and stuffed it into the same pocket. “I have orders to lighter you to the USS Ossipee.”

This delighted Roshan. “You know which ship is the one you just said the name of which I cannot remember?”

“What did you say?”

“You know of the ship?”

The boatswain pointed at a sleek, wood-hulled, three-masted, steam-powered, sloop of war floating serenely in the deeper waters of the bay. “The USS Ossipee is the one in the middle.”

Roshan decided further conversation was not necessary. “Do not worry of more answer than you have said. I bring my things down to beach and we can move in small ship to the one with the name I cannot remember even when Prince Dmitri Petrovich Maksutov told me of it in his office just before today and you told me of it again in the morning.”

The boatswain sent two men to help Roshan transfer his gear into the boat. To everyone’s surprise, they loaded the gear with extraordinary haste. When Roshan had settled into the boat, stinking even more of skinned sea otter and three months of unwashed tromping through the rainforests and waterways of Baranov Island than he had in Maksutov’s office because another full day had passed, the boatswain (a seasoned man of great experience) sucked in an enormous breath of Roshan’s stink and nearly gagged his breakfast over the gunwale. He ordered the six sailors under his command to shove off immediately and then to row as if their lives depended on it. This created a strong breeze which provided temporary relief. After the boat moored alongside the USS Ossipee, the boatswain and the six sailors escorted Roshan and his gear up the narrow ships ladder with astonishing efficiency.

The boatswain quickly issued an order to two of the oarsmen. “Please escort Mr. Rooshin Koosetoss and his gear below decks and find him quarters with the U.S. Army Band.”

When Roshan and his gear and the two oarsmen arrived below decks, the tubaist and the trombonist were playing cards and drinking coffee. The tubaist stiffened and sniffed the air. “Three please. Do you smell something? It smells like the same stink we smelled at the flag ceremony. How is it possible?”

The trombonist dealt three cards from the deck. “Good Lord! It is the same stink. I’ll never forget that smell as long as I live.”

Roshan rushed to the sides of the tubaist and trombonist and slapped his arms around their shoulders, sending a shower of playing cards into the air and spilling cups of coffee across the table. “It is my new friends of America! We see ourselves once again, and I must speak to you I have not forgotten the new English word you told of me at the changing flags to America. The word you are wishing to tell is ‘stench.’ I have stench you do not forget because you live as long as you forget. But I see better news for you than the stink of my stench. Today, I travel with you on the big ship all the way to California, even when I do not know where California have been and I cannot remember the name of ship. We have much time to find many new English words to speak with when my English is the best you can believe.”
The trombonist held his nose, then exclaimed to the tubaist, “Oh lucky day.”