Not Yet Famous Quotation #6

“My bird watching skills were never exceptional, but the other day I proved it. I spotted a bird and exclaimed to myself, “Wow, a bald eagle!” When the bird swooped closer, I realized that it was a very large raven with a dinner roll clutched in its beak.”  —Rich Ritter

Not Yet Famous Quotation #5

“Jerks are very important to your personal development. Do not retreat from them. If everyone was nice, you’d never amount to anything.”  —Rich Ritter

Not Yet Famous Quotation #4

“The best lesson I ever got was to lose a Little League baseball game 27 to 4. I didn’t die. The sun still rose the next day. My family still loved me. And best of all, the coach showed up at the next game so that we could play again.”   —Rich Ritter

Not Yet Famous Quotation #3

“If words have the power to hurt your feelings, you might remedy this personal shortcoming by spending more time with sarcastic people.”  —Rich Ritter

Not Yet Famous Quotation #2

“Always do your best. If someone doesn’t like it, the hell with them.”  —Rich Ritter

Not Yet Famous Quotation #1

“If a parent tells you that you can do or be anything you want, understand that they are only experiencing a natural episode of rapturous delusion. If you are lucky, the episode will not last beyond puberty.”  —Rich Ritter